A few years ago a neighbouring allotmenteer suggested I should grub up my moth-eaten gooseberry bushes - so I kept them, and planted some more. More recently I regained a half allotment I had be persuaded to give up about seven years' ago. It has three gooseberry bushes. (to continue...)
Man has no career aspirations
RETAIL worker Stephen Malley has no desire to do a job other than the one he is already doing.
34-year-old Malley works in a garden centre, helping people with advice on products and ensuring that the displays are kept looking tidy and presentable.
He said: “I like talking to customers, most of whom are alright. The people I work with are pleasant and it’s rarely too stressful.
“To be honest I like going home and not having to think about it too much. I do some gardening or watch the football.”
Malley’s cousin Tom Booker said: “It’s like he’s just got this job that isn’t high-powered or particularly well paid but he stubbornly refuses to feel any self-loathing. I’m not going to say that’s outright wrong but at the same time I don’t really like it.
“I’m pulling in 82k working in finance and that doesn’t even seem to annoy him.
“He should at least be doing a course in the evenings, even if it’s just in massage or Spanish.”
Booker’s sister-in-law Emma Bradford said: “I’ve shown him copies of GQ magazine with pictures of all the trousers and suchlike that he could have if he were a bit more ambitious.
“He nods and smiles almost as if he is humouring me. Doesn’t he realise I’m the one who’s trying to patronise him?
“Clearly he is mentally ill.”
We have had what we call 'The Pond' in a corner of our garden for as long almost as I can remember. It has sat there & done pretty well nothing & been a problem to no one until this year when it was an absolute magnet to our Grandson Luke.
With this in view I have seen to it's demise. Once the water had drained I was posted urgently to rescue Jean's Lilies.
These plants were amazingly well established, but eventually I got a minimal purchase on the roots. It fought me tooth & nail, squelching & oooozing at me from deep down.
It almost had me once, but I just managed to save myself from going in head first.
Eventually I had him, & he came out on top of me as I sprawled on the bank, gasping for breath.
It had lived all that time in a thin alluvial mud where I also found the leg of a Shetland Pony, half a tractor & the remains of a French missionary.
Soon there will be no sign of a pond; soon we shall be Pond-less.
The uglier relation of the greenhouse, polytunnels are proving increasingly popular with gardeners, as a way of extending the growing season. One advantage over a glasshouse is the cost. Whatever your budget, you will get a larger growing area for your money if you opt for a polytunnel.
What to Grow
With a polytunnel, spring arrives six weeks early to your plot, when early crops of lettuce, carrots and herbs can be sewn. In summer, include heat-loving plants such as aubergines, tomatoes, peppers, basil and coriander. Brassicas, oriental greens and winter salads are great for autumn, while in winter you can enjoy perpetual chard and spinach. And if you love your soft fruits, over 90% of British strawberries are grown in polytunnels, so you may wish to include those. It’s even possible to grow several red and green grape varieties. Any delicate plants can be overwintered in the tunnel as well.
What to Look For
Not all polytunnels are equal, so it’s important to know what to look for. The polythene should be thick and have good insulation properties. If possible, the cover should be 180 microns thick and made up of several layers. The plastic should have anti-drip properties, so that condensation won’t cause a problem. If the cover is opaque, the light will pass through and bounce around inside, benefiting the plants. It’s essential that the tunnel has doors both ends for maximum ventilation, otherwise you’ll end up all sorts of pests and mildew.
Word of Warning
It’s important to choose the right site, as although it may look like a large tent, a polytunnel is a permanent structure. You don’t want anywhere that’s too windy or somewhere that’s going to annoy the neighbours. Depending on the height you opt for (usually over two metres) you may need permission from the council. If you’re not keen on how it looks (and no one could blame you) you could build a screen of attractive flowers or shrubs. If you place it east-west, it will get maximum sun but could suffer from more pests than if it’s north-south. Don’t be fooled into thinking that erecting one is simple and quick. You will need some DIY skills and someone on hand to help with the covering, but the time and effort will be worthwhile.
Decent greenhouses can be expensive per cubic metre and if
you ever want to upgrade, it means demolishing the old one and
laying new foundations. A polytunnel, on the other hand, requires
less outlay and will extend relatively easily, if you find the
growing bug takes hold.
This is a guest blog provided on behalf of Premier Polytunnels.
Five Quick and Easy Improvements for the Garden
As we near the end of January, spring begins to poke its head around the corner and before we know it, it will be time to get the garden organised for the warmer season. If you have reached the golden retirement age time will be on your side. So it’s time to get the garden in shape with some quick and easy improvements.
If you need inspiration, here are five quick improvement ideas that can be done in a flash.
- Repaint Your Decking
Tired and dirty decking can make a garden look grim and drab. A simple paint or polish job could transform your garden instantly and create a welcoming atmosphere just in time for the spring bloom. When you repaint your decking, it could be a good idea to also consider adding a special coating such as ‘anti-slip’ or ‘anti-carbonation’.
- Add Some Garden Lighting
There are fewer things as inviting or welcoming as garden lighting. Make your home a guest friendly environment and prepare for the summer parties ahead. If you have family over for barbeques or dinner parties, outdoor lighting can make your garden safer in the evening and it also lights up your home beautifully. Find an extensive range of beautiful garden lighting including wall lights, ground lighting and post lights.
- Buy Some Garden Furniture
A beautiful patio isn’t complete without some stylish and inviting seating. Whether you choose a simple garden bench or a large table and chair set, the right furniture can really help to transform your outdoor space. When buying furniture for your garden, it’s important to consider the different materials such as wood, plastic, metal, wicker or rattan. Each will have a different cleaning / repainting / polishing method so always ask the retailer for care instructions.
- Hanging Plants
Prettify your front or back garden with some lovely hanging baskets. Get these in time for spring and watch the colourful flowers blossom just in time for the sunny season. Hanging baskets are available pre-arranged from your garden centre or you can create your own.
- Add a Bird Feeder to Your Garden
Attract birds to your garden by adding a bird feeder. Birds are great if you love waking up to the sound of gentle chirping or if you want your garden to feel more friendly and ‘alive’. Bird feeders are available from most garden centres or online garden shops. But if you want to make your own, you can create one from various recycled or unused materials in the home.
This is a guest blog provided on behalf of Scotlight Direct.
I have just been out to lay
out the hose for watering the garden early tomorrow
I thought there were swarms of midgis in the air around my head -
Went on with laying out the hose - then looked up & discovered they weren't midgis at all.
They were clusters of Larks, very high in the clear evening sky, swerling round & round.
They were so high I could only JUST hear their screeches.
...Fasinating sight as the light began to turn pink.
They are not finicky about what I put on their plates but they would take their time to digest bones and the like. They love meat but it gets stolen from the darlings by rats and foxes and other baddies.
They would demonstrate a love of paper and cardboard but take their time to digest. In fact slugs love card and would be in the compost recycling it more quickly. Composteers like me dislike slugs because they use the new earth as a storage and transportation hub.
The store is for laying and keeping eggs; the transportation hub is to let the dormant eggs and newly hatched Eartling babies and slugs travel to the wilds of other places in the allotment plot and garden! Ughrrr!
Once in these places the baby slugs gorge themselves on ............need I go on?
I only compost white paper - tissues and kitchen sheet - the latter with kitchen vegetable oil from wiped frying pans etc. Other papers are more than not covered in priters inks and other tackies which may contain heavy metals - so that stuff goes to recycling facilities: not the compost bin.
It has no constitution, rules, newsletter, etc! It has no aim, objectives, strategies or plans. There is no business plan. It has no president, chair, officers or committee members. How can the English members (there is at least one member from the USA) expect such a society to flourish???? Garlic with truly English food - a misrepresentation surely?
Each member has it in their heart and makes of it what they will. Some will be active: some will be dormant! For example, I noted that Swanley had a no-rain slot of about two hours this morning. So....I took the growing garlic bulbs from the potting shed and planted a "garlic-dozen" (11 plants to be). The 12th bulb had been dropped outside of the shed (not potting shed) about six weeks' ago. It was noticed again this morning and seen to be just sprouting despite frost, rain and a migin of snow in that period; it was planted with the 11 cousins who are more mature.
With luck the garlic-dozen plus one will grow to full maturity and be consumed as ingredientd of attempted world dishes
In fact nothing has happened since it was formed...except???
After the high recent winds weakened branches or cracked branches may need attention - assuming they have not already come to the ground. A quick remedy may be to take a stoll and look up.
You may see something unusual, such as:
- a sight of "raw" wood - say, in a crack, might be best to get expert opinion;
- a broken, hanging branch;
- a leaning trunk;
- lifted soil beneath the canoply; or
- a newly exposed root or root system.
If property damage is apparent or might arise (some of above may
be serious), it may be as well to get on to your insurer as soon
as possible, and perhaps an expert adviser in due (The
insurer will probablyimediately advise as to your cover.)
However, where the tree is near a road, footpath or a canal tow path or other property with public access, etc you might be best to call the emergency services as well as your insurer and perhaps a professional adviser (if the insurer is involved they are likely to adise you) .