The Frog

Published by: brenda r on 24th Oct 2017 | View all blogs by brenda r

This is one of my favorites 
A frog goes into a bank, and hops up on the desk of the loan officer. ''Hi,'' he croaks.''What's your name?''
The loan officer says, ''My name is John Paddywack. May I help you?''
''Yeah,'' says the frog. ''I'd like to borrow some money.''
The loan officer finds this a little odd, but gets out a form. ''Okay,what's your name?''
The frog replies, ''Kermit Jagger.''
''Really?'' says the loan officer. ''Any relation to Mick Jagger?''
''Yeah, he's my dad.''
''Hmmm,'' says the loan officer. ''Do you have any collateral?''
The frog hands over a pink ceramic elephant and asks, ''Will this do?''
The loan officer says, ''Um, I'm not sure. Let me go check with the bank manager.''
''Oh, tell him I said hi,'' adds the frog. ''He knows me.''
The loan officer goes back to the manager and says, ''Excuse me, sir, but there's a frog out there named Kermit Jagger who wants to borrow some money. All he has for collateral is this pink elephant thing; I'm not even sure what it is.''
The manager says: ''It's a knick-knack, Paddywack, give the frog a loan; his old man's a Rolling Stone !



  • Bill W
    by Bill W 8 months ago
    Brilliant Brenda, thank you.
  • Sandy H
    by Sandy H 8 months ago
    haha Great joke Brenda, thank you
  • LJ E
    by LJ E 8 months ago
  • Mary B
    by Mary B 8 months ago
    Very good one Brenda :)
  • Barbara B
    by Barbara B 8 months ago
    BRILLIANT Only wish I could remember it all especially when my son is arranging a family get together I think as I have to keep the date open !!And he and his wife is good at surprises for me Im very lucky with my kids they certainly look after me
  • Tony  T
    by Tony T 7 months ago
    One of those silly ones that made me giggle . . . .
  • Ann R
    by Ann R 7 months ago
  • Mike S
    by Mike S 7 months ago
    Great .....I love it
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